You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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