i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
