bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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