I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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