she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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