I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
is that a dick in a sweater?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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