what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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