I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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