I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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