last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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