Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I love you.
Bad choice
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