I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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