Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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