pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
