Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
