Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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