dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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