this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize