Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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