she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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