I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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