I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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