He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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