My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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