can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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