I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
try to milk me bitch
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