He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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