i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize