Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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