i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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