You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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