The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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