What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
