Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
foreskin is a definite game changer
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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