For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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