no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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