please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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