I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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