I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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