windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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