no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm like, not good at living.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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