'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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