I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Randomize