can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
