i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
17 year olds will be the death of me.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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