Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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