Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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