Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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