All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
