So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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