Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Let's paint friendship bongs
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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