i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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