He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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