I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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