Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
how drunk are you?
Several
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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