I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I want her autograph on my taint
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges